Smexxy Brunette

dovegreymornings:

You know how it is when the wind
Blows hard just
Below the tree-breaking-point

And always in the middle of the night
—I think Death and Dark have a pact—

And the way your heart races
Waiting and Wondering… you begin
Simultaneously planning your
Life and Death

Well that’s what happens when you
Wander off from

Poetry <3

Daily Jokes

Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Trust takes years to build, seconds to break, and forever to repair.
True Fuckk
collegehumor:

Open Wound Special Effects Make-Up Looks a Little Questionable
Doesn’t roughly half the population already own this costume accessory? 

OMG&#8230;. Fml.. Why&#160;??? -_-

collegehumor:

Open Wound Special Effects Make-Up Looks a Little Questionable

Doesn’t roughly half the population already own this costume accessory? 

OMG…. Fml.. Why ??? -_-

collegehumor:

Sexy Firemen Save the Day
Baby, can you light my fire?

Hotter you are, faster we come&#8230;. THEY SHOULD DO THIS&#160;!!!

collegehumor:

Sexy Firemen Save the Day

Baby, can you light my fire?

Hotter you are, faster we come…. THEY SHOULD DO THIS !!!

collegehumor:

Dumbledora the Explorer
Si, expecto patronum!

DUMBLEDORE&#160;!! Dora xD = Dumbledora

collegehumor:

Dumbledora the Explorer

Si, expecto patronum!

DUMBLEDORE !! Dora xD = Dumbledora

Daily Jokes

*calls grocery store*

Me: do you have cotton balls…

Worker: yes..

Me: does it tickle when u walk…?

collegehumor:

Just a Neighborly Request
Hottest mixtape on the streets right now.

Omfg LOOOOL Poor them&#160;!!!! x_x

collegehumor:

Just a Neighborly Request

Hottest mixtape on the streets right now.

Omfg LOOOOL Poor them !!!! x_x

The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
Sad but true

Daily Pictures (Beauty)

Daily Jokes

Yo mama so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

I hate when I feel like my best friend and I are drifting apart.
Teen’s Friendship Quotes
collegehumor:

Facebook Burn of the Week
Suck it Steve!

OMG Lol Yeeeaaaah Dan&#160;!!!!

collegehumor:

Facebook Burn of the Week

Suck it Steve!

OMG Lol Yeeeaaaah Dan !!!!

collegehumor:

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display
Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

LOL&#160;! Guess I know now what to make my book cover like&#160;? xD

collegehumor:

Barnes and Nobles Employees Deserve Round of Applause for Display

Let your creativity flow through your fingertips, Barnes and Nobles.

LOL ! Guess I know now what to make my book cover like ? xD

collegehumor:

The Ultimate Way to Punish Your Kids
Don’t worry, this won’t scar them for life.

Sneaking out to smoke weed and cigarettes now has a new way of punishment&#8212;&#8212;-&gt;

collegehumor:

The Ultimate Way to Punish Your Kids

Don’t worry, this won’t scar them for life.

Sneaking out to smoke weed and cigarettes now has a new way of punishment——->